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'''DM:''' Mitch... your player needs to make a reading comprehension check. | '''DM:''' Mitch... your player needs to make a reading comprehension check. | ||
'''Mitch:''' Oh, I mean they ''don't'' look like they've been mined. | '''Mitch:''' Oh, I mean they ''don't'' look like they've been mined. | ||
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| + | '''Mike (Mochos):''' See, if you were part of a civilized race, you'd ''lick'' yourself clean. | ||
==Player-isms== | ==Player-isms== | ||
Revision as of 16:15, 4 October 2009
Trinity is an absurd setting, and sometimes, absurd statements are made - both in-character and out-of-character.
This is a repository of the more entertaining quotes, as well as "player-isms" regarding the setting.
Quotes
DM: There are no magic trains! *later* DM: ...it's a magic train.
Dave-O (X) and Melty (Tetra): I killed the dragon. *pause* Dave-O and Melty: We killed the dragon.
®ß¥!! (Rauru): ...if the wall was an illusion, then why couldn't he be an illusion!
Brandon (Miggs): Aw, snapdragons!
Eric (Thron): Loot the bodies!
DM: ...and by "horse," I mean "chocobo."
Mitch (Engro): They look like they've been mined... DM: Mitch... your player needs to make a reading comprehension check. Mitch: Oh, I mean they don't look like they've been mined.
Mike (Mochos): See, if you were part of a civilized race, you'd lick yourself clean.
Player-isms
Magic Train
- A creature, item, or event, which the DM had previously deemed an impossibility in the setting. Coined during a one-shot session.
Spit Acid at the Walls
- A phrase used to describe creatures of extreme feebleness; also possibly used to describe the DM's horrible attack rolls for NPCs. Coined during the early sessions of the Crew of the Phoenix game.
